Well, yesterday was a big day for me!
In the morning, Trot-trot popped me in the car, I thought , to take me for a nice grassy run, but instead she took me to the groomers!
The worst part is, that this "Salon for Dogs" is in the Vet's and I hate vets. It's the smell of fear. So naturally I tried to get out, but she had me on the end of the lead so I couldn't escape.
The indignity of it, they chained me up!!! Anyway, in the end it was OK, but I had a very close shave and all my black and brown spots are on show for all to see - bit embarrassing. I'll show you a picture in a minute.
Still, I got my own back cos when they got back from some do, Bopa took me out on to the golf course in the dark - my favourite place - and I found a skeleton . So, I dug it up - Bopa didn't notice, and I hopped on the bed next to Trot-trot's face and started chewing on it, an earwig, crawled out, I didn't care, but Bope did a kind of scream and shouted - "Look what he's eating and what's that crawling out of it?"
Well, Trot-Trot grabbed me from behind my front legs, which always makes me drop things and then she had to get rid of the earwig quick too, 'cos Bopa was panicking a bit.
So, that's it, my exciting day _ I think I'll spend today sleeping. (Trot-trot tried to take me out really early this morning while it was still dark, but I just said "No" and refused to move. That worked and now we're all having a nice little kip together).